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I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:30

I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Oh look, it’s Jack again. Always claiming to be British, and clearly not British at all.

He’s here to bad-mouth the UK at every opportunity, using “questions” as his modus operandi.

Or are you just a 12-year-old kid in Mom’s basement finding things to do in between masturbation sessions?

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

So, Jack, why don’t you get a life? Or maybe get a real job?

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